I swear it! The liqor is addicted to ME!!!!

True friends stab you in the front.

For sale: FRESH, ARTIFICIAL FLOWERS!

If the world didn't suck we'd all fly away!

"Graceful is my middle name."
"So, uh, what's your first name? Not very?"

Insest is best, put your cousin to the test.

Hahaha!!!!!!!!

My room is all white and comfy
and its like the same white light
as when i see gods angels ...
did i forget to mention to u that its padded?

by MD

IF SOMEONE CALLS YOU A B**CH SIMPLY REPLY: A B**CH HAS FOUR LEGS I HAVE TWO A B**CH SAYS RUFF RUFF AND I SAY F**K YOU

Of coarse the grass is greener on the other side...because this side had concrete

Roses are red, Violets are blue...
God made me pretty, but what happend to you?