((*y are u looking at this qoute i can see u smilling ahh... yummy feel ma passion feel ma passion ahh... i am rubing ma testecils weird they are on ma fani and these big round things ahh.... ITS ATACKING MA A FUKEN MASIVE COCK HELP ME MUMMMY.*))

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, imagine what two could do.

I'm sorry, not really, but i am.

I'm sorry, not really, but i am.

I actually said this to a teacher once...

In the intrest of randomness, are you willing to hoot like a monkey and dance like a naked madman?
(The teacher blinked and, um, never spoke to me again.)

The sports refs' you see are not actually refs'.
They are zebra's.
And they go "moo".

Today i was at walmart and on this little new born babys shirt it said "my parents did it for me" i was like wtf n started bursting out laughing

In spanish class, the teacher said say a command in spanish...so i shout out

Hazme despues de la clase

having no idea what it means.. everyone bursts out laughing, and my teacher says "you just said 'do me after class' "

RAP

Retarted
Attempting
Poetry

lol
thats funny
it makes me laugh
okay
I'm done

I run with sissors, cuz it makes me feel dangerous!