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  • I'm sorry, not really, but i am.

    by Elizabeth
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  • I actually said this to a teacher once...

    In the intrest of randomness, are you willing to hoot like a monkey and dance like a naked madman?
    (The teacher blinked and, um, never spoke to me again.)

    by Kitoura
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  • The sports refs' you see are not actually refs'.
    They are zebra's.
    And they go "moo".

    by jenae
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  • Today i was at walmart and on this little new born babys shirt it said "my parents did it for me" i was like wtf n started bursting out laughing

    by CaNdy GuRl
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  • In spanish class, the teacher said say a command in spanish...so i shout out

    Hazme despues de la clase

    having no idea what it means.. everyone bursts out laughing, and my teacher says "you just said 'do me after class' "

    by AngelWithTheBrokenWings
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  • RAP

    Retarted
    Attempting
    Poetry

    lol
    thats funny
    it makes me laugh
    okay
    I'm done

    by kRiStIe LeA
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  • I run with sissors, cuz it makes me feel dangerous!

    by kRiStIe LeA
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  • Can you please look at my poems...they may not be great but they're a start....thanks!

    by hE cAlLs Me HiS oNlY aNgEl
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  • Ima b****
    Beautiful
    Individual
    That
    causes
    hardons

    by kc
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  • I kep it rel n dts a promis
    i mab a b** bt at lest im onest
    wen u wlk by u stp n star
    wel kep n lkin coz i dnt car
    i hav my own lyf n styl nt tryn 2 plz u or mak u smyl
    wen it cums to competon u r out
    nw sht up u hatin ass
    n kep me out ur muth

    by kc
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