Im the one that my parents warned me about

I'm the type of person that walks into chairs and aplogizes

I got ADHD and magic markers, oh the thrills I will have!

SHHHHHH!!!!!
DON'T......ACT......SUSPICIOUS

Outside of a dog a book is a mans best friend, inside of a dog it's too dark to read!

"My game is tighter than my spandex"

In English one day...

Cameron: Women aren't as important as men
Teacher: Well now ur racist and sexist cameron
Me: Yeh well i guess the only thing he can get in bed is men

apparently it was soooo funny...so much that the whole class laughed!!

Avoid hang overs , stay drunk !! *

Two wrongs don't make a right.
But three rights make a left.

"I didn't fail...i just found many wrong ways to do it!"