You laugh because I'm different...
I laugh cause I just farted!

It takes 46 muscles to frown...but only 4 to flip 'em the bird.

Girls are like phones.
We love to be held, talked too...
But if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars, I thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling!?"

If guys had their periods they'd brag about how big their tampon is.

Guys are like roses watch out for the pricks...

Guys and driveways have alot in common,
lay 'em right and you can walk all over them!

The horns are only there to hold up the halo.

HELP!! I'M TRAPPED IN MY OWN MIND AND I CAN'T GET OUT

I'LL COME AT YOU LIKE A KESTEREL