As I lay in bed last night, looking up at the stars, I thought to myself, "Where the heck is my ceiling!?"

If guys had their periods they'd brag about how big their tampon is.

Guys are like roses watch out for the pricks...

Guys and driveways have alot in common,
lay 'em right and you can walk all over them!

The horns are only there to hold up the halo.

HELP!! I'M TRAPPED IN MY OWN MIND AND I CAN'T GET OUT

I'LL COME AT YOU LIKE A KESTEREL

((*y are u looking at this qoute i can see u smilling ahh... yummy feel ma passion feel ma passion ahh... i am rubing ma testecils weird they are on ma fani and these big round things ahh.... ITS ATACKING MA A FUKEN MASIVE COCK HELP ME MUMMMY.*))

If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, imagine what two could do.

I'm sorry, not really, but i am.