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  • Avoid hang overs , stay drunk !! *

    by Lucy
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  • Two wrongs don't make a right.
    But three rights make a left.

    by Linden
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  • "I didn't fail...i just found many wrong ways to do it!"

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  • A friend will call you a retard

    but a bestfriend will call you one and act like it with you

    by alexis
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  • Bum bump aint it great to be crazy?
    bum bump aint it great to be crazy?
    bum bump aint it great to be crazy?
    bum bump aint it great to be just like us!!!

    ~~sing the 1st three lines then yell out the last one its great~~

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  • [meanest]

    *guy standing and girl sitting across the street from a car*

    guy- I think I can kick you to the car over there.....after I do it, scream if you are still alive

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  • I never wrote good work, i wish to be that good but no one give a f--k about my work

    by michael
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  • Yo soy loka pero nadie me la toca ni con la mano ni con la boca

    by lucia
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  • Me and my demons just happen to be closer than ever!

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  • Look how bored i am.

    See?

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