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  • A friend will call you a retard

    but a bestfriend will call you one and act like it with you

    by alexis
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  • Bum bump aint it great to be crazy?
    bum bump aint it great to be crazy?
    bum bump aint it great to be crazy?
    bum bump aint it great to be just like us!!!

    ~~sing the 1st three lines then yell out the last one its great~~

    by CaNdy GuRl
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  • [meanest]

    *guy standing and girl sitting across the street from a car*

    guy- I think I can kick you to the car over there.....after I do it, scream if you are still alive

    by XxXTwistedxXxIllusionXxX
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  • I never wrote good work, i wish to be that good but no one give a f--k about my work

    by michael
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  • Yo soy loka pero nadie me la toca ni con la mano ni con la boca

    by lucia
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  • Me and my demons just happen to be closer than ever!

    by shatteredsoul
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  • Look how bored i am.

    See?

    by InterviewWithTheKat
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  • Sexual
    Sexual
    Monkeys in my pants...

    by OoOmY mOm UsEs blEAOch On mY whItEsOoO
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  • How many jews can u put in a car...
    1 in the front seat
    2 in the back seat
    about 1000 in the ash tray
    I AM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY

    by Stuart
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  • I called your boyfriend
    GAY
    and he hit me with his
    PURSE.

    by Kye
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