Other Funny Quotes

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  • Sexual
    Sexual
    Monkeys in my pants...

    by OoOmY mOm UsEs blEAOch On mY whItEsOoO
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  • How many jews can u put in a car...
    1 in the front seat
    2 in the back seat
    about 1000 in the ash tray
    I AM NOT RACIST I HATE EVERY1 EQUALLY

    by Stuart
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  • I called your boyfriend
    GAY
    and he hit me with his
    PURSE.

    by Kye
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  • Guys are like buses.
    Another one comes in 5 minutes.

    by Kye
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  • The sexiest thing in life is a cheese string,

    Because you can strip
    them down to nothing.

    by VoiceOfTheSoul
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  • Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game

    by emily
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  • You can't be me ima *rockstar*

    by emily
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  • If you dont like me there is nothing i can do ;; NEWSFLASH biitch, i dont live to please you...

    by modern day barbie
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  • [While playing DnD me and a friend walked in on a giant ritual involving tons of people committing suicide to summon a great beast]

    "Dude what happened here, a giant suicide orgy? Darn, we missed the fun."

    by Jay
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  • Your ass is big
    But mine is too
    You piss me off
    I'll sit on you!

    by ~Not~Quite~There~
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