Guys are like buses.
Another one comes in 5 minutes.

The sexiest thing in life is a cheese string,

Because you can strip
them down to nothing.

Never let the fear of striking out keep you from playing the game

You can't be me ima *rockstar*

If you dont like me there is nothing i can do ;; NEWSFLASH biitch, i dont live to please you...

[While playing DnD me and a friend walked in on a giant ritual involving tons of people committing suicide to summon a great beast]

"Dude what happened here, a giant suicide orgy? Darn, we missed the fun."

Your ass is big
But mine is too
You piss me off
I'll sit on you!

YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!
YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!
IF I KNEW THE TRUTH
YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

I may be strange, even a little bit crazy, but there's never a dull moment.

~I like anything you like~Dont hate me cucz you aint me~I like you and you like me~