YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!
YOU WANT THE TRUTH!?!
IF I KNEW THE TRUTH
YOU COULDN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH!!!

I may be strange, even a little bit crazy, but there's never a dull moment.

~I like anything you like~Dont hate me cucz you aint me~I like you and you like me~

Omg you where like WEEE!!!
i was like WEE!!!
we were like wee...

~~say the 1st 2 lines fast n the last one slow n it is somewhat amussing~~

This is not Burger King, you cannot have it your way. This is MacDonalds, get off the rag and put on a smile.

My friend Brandon about the automotive teacher...

Wild horses couldn't drag me from you!

LOL -Me, a friend, mt. dew, Hidalgo, three AM..

Whoa! I could go to OHIO!

The greatest part about making people think that you're crazy is how hard you get to laugh when they don't know you're kidding...

Your fruity....Yeah and the room smells like booty

He broke my heart...
so i broke his jaw!