Omg you where like WEEE!!!
i was like WEE!!!
we were like wee...

~~say the 1st 2 lines fast n the last one slow n it is somewhat amussing~~

This is not Burger King, you cannot have it your way. This is MacDonalds, get off the rag and put on a smile.

My friend Brandon about the automotive teacher...

Wild horses couldn't drag me from you!

LOL -Me, a friend, mt. dew, Hidalgo, three AM..

Whoa! I could go to OHIO!

The greatest part about making people think that you're crazy is how hard you get to laugh when they don't know you're kidding...

Your fruity....Yeah and the room smells like booty

He broke my heart...
so i broke his jaw!

Funny wisdom

man who laugh last did not get the joke

You cry,
i cry,
you laugh,
i laugh,
you jump off a cliff,
i laugh even harder!

'Im a wonder at p.e!'

"you are?"

'yea i wonder why i do it'