Shit happens...and then u wipe

Life aint like burger king,
you cant always have it your way ,
so get over it.

"Never play leap-frog
with a unicorn!!" lol

Sister mad,
Sister sad,
Sister's muffin aint half bad.

~from Hope and Faith~

" That light is sooo Bright... I think I actually went blind from staring at it sooo long!!!"

I had a dream someone was begging.... was it for mercy?

Milk,Milk,Lemonaid around the corner fudge is made

~~say this fast and it is funny lol~~

Roses Are Red....

Violets are Blue....

I Have To Go To The Bathroom.

( hehe)

PS: That is how part of the alphabet would look if Q and R got married, moved away, developed marital problems, became drug addicts, and then killed themselves...

If you open your heart, you will love
if you open your mind, you will believe
if you open your ______, you will concieve.