Funny wisdom

man who laugh last did not get the joke

You cry,
i cry,
you laugh,
i laugh,
you jump off a cliff,
i laugh even harder!

'Im a wonder at p.e!'

"you are?"

'yea i wonder why i do it'

Shit happens...and then u wipe

Life aint like burger king,
you cant always have it your way ,
so get over it.

"Never play leap-frog
with a unicorn!!" lol

Sister mad,
Sister sad,
Sister's muffin aint half bad.

~from Hope and Faith~

" That light is sooo Bright... I think I actually went blind from staring at it sooo long!!!"

I had a dream someone was begging.... was it for mercy?

Milk,Milk,Lemonaid around the corner fudge is made

~~say this fast and it is funny lol~~