How old would you be if you didnt know how old you are?

I dont have ideas.................
i have master plans

He Said...
Why Do You Wear A Bra When You've Got Nothing To Put In It!?

She Said...
You Wear Pants Don't You???

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Whoever said nothing is impossible nevR tried slamming a revolving door

"That was so terrible, I think it gave me cancer."

- Calculon, Futurama

You caught my eye...Can I have it back please?

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else!

When the officer says: "Gee son you're eyes look red - have you been drinking?" It's allowable for your own satisfaction to respond: Gee officer your eyes look glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?

My mother told me not to talk to strange people. I never talk to myself anymore.