Roses Are Red....

Violets are Blue....

I Have To Go To The Bathroom.

( hehe)

PS: That is how part of the alphabet would look if Q and R got married, moved away, developed marital problems, became drug addicts, and then killed themselves...

If you open your heart, you will love
if you open your mind, you will believe
if you open your ______, you will concieve.

How old would you be if you didnt know how old you are?

I dont have ideas.................
i have master plans

He Said...
Why Do You Wear A Bra When You've Got Nothing To Put In It!?

She Said...
You Wear Pants Don't You???

I dont suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it!

Whoever said nothing is impossible nevR tried slamming a revolving door

"That was so terrible, I think it gave me cancer."

- Calculon, Futurama

You caught my eye...Can I have it back please?