I called your boyfriend gay and he hit me with his purse.

“You know you’re awesome when people you don’t even know hate you”

“You’re just jealous because we act retarded in public and people still love us"

You put your hands on me again and i will break you in ways that would make a woman useless to you.

It's not my fault that you were born stupid!

She's getting all up n my grill and i didn't know what to think but tomato

official quote of the all american ref**cks don't steal it or we will f**ck you up!

If you think your so hot how come the snow melted under my feet?

I like your pants... do you think i could talk you out of them??

If you lookin for a h*e to rock, a g-spot to pop, some female to get on ya jock click on the X you in da worng spot!

I never understood what taining bras were for
like im going to train my boobs to sit, stay, and play fetch.

--my friend said this lmao!!...and i had to put it on here
my friends=love