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  • You put your hands on me again and i will break you in ways that would make a woman useless to you.

    by Eve
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  • It's not my fault that you were born stupid!

    by my brother is jesus Ive denied your Rapture
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  • She's getting all up n my grill and i didn't know what to think but tomato

    official quote of the all american ref**cks don't steal it or we will f**ck you up!

    by Feesha
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  • If you think your so hot how come the snow melted under my feet?

    by Lindsay
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  • I like your pants... do you think i could talk you out of them??

    by HisForeverIWillBe
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  • If you lookin for a h*e to rock, a g-spot to pop, some female to get on ya jock click on the X you in da worng spot!

    by *i WaNnA bE tHe OnE hE wAnTs*
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  • I never understood what taining bras were for
    like im going to train my boobs to sit, stay, and play fetch.

    --my friend said this lmao!!...and i had to put it on here
    my friends=love

    by Sara
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  • We like big things and we can not lie when a guy walks in with a itty bitty waste and waves that big thing in your face you get SPRUNG!

    This is the main quote of the all american ref**cks steal this and we will f**ck you up!

    by Feesha
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  • YOUR MOM WAS BETTER

    by xXjENiXx
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  • You did what? With who?

    by *~"Hot Chocolate" author*~
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