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  • We like big things and we can not lie when a guy walks in with a itty bitty waste and waves that big thing in your face you get SPRUNG!

    This is the main quote of the all american ref**cks steal this and we will f**ck you up!

    by Feesha
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  • YOUR MOM WAS BETTER

    by xXjENiXx
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  • You did what? With who?

    by *~"Hot Chocolate" author*~
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  • Never have serous conversations in the bathroom, b/c you never know who is in the other stalls.

    by Rosa
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  • Giggletorn after his father, me king of america and now i contorl the turnip farms and unleash my mighty little creature army on those who love lamps, they will pay for there submerine. (i said this in front of like 30 people...it was intresting).

    by vickerson
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  • Happy Birthday! We're going to build you a cake! And remember...the stripper goes in AFTER you bake it!

    *lol Nate*

    by XSugarSexSuicideX
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  • I was like awesome opossum we just hit a opossum and i was like OPOSSUM

    official quote of the all American ref**cks don't steal it or we will f**ck you up!

    by Feesha
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  • *~i wish my lawn was emo cuz then it would cut itself~*

    (c)Mazi inc

    by Miss Chickity
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  • One day, i will be the dumbass who becomes famous. im already half way there... im a dumbass.

    by LithiumSacrifice
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  • I'm not deaf. . .I'm just ignoring you.

    by Rachel
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