Never have serous conversations in the bathroom, b/c you never know who is in the other stalls.

Giggletorn after his father, me king of america and now i contorl the turnip farms and unleash my mighty little creature army on those who love lamps, they will pay for there submerine. (i said this in front of like 30 people...it was intresting).

Happy Birthday! We're going to build you a cake! And remember...the stripper goes in AFTER you bake it!

*lol Nate*

I was like awesome opossum we just hit a opossum and i was like OPOSSUM

official quote of the all American ref**cks don't steal it or we will f**ck you up!

*~i wish my lawn was emo cuz then it would cut itself~*

(c)Mazi inc

One day, i will be the dumbass who becomes famous. im already half way there... im a dumbass.

I'm not deaf. . .I'm just ignoring you.

You've obviously mistaken me for someone who cares!

Why don't you just jump off a roof and die a slow and painful death.

Ouch it lloks like you fell out of the ugly tree an hit EVRY branch on the way down!