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  • Ouch it lloks like you fell out of the ugly tree an hit EVRY branch on the way down!

    by andi
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  • Ooooooooh ouch. it looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks! lol

    by andi
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  • "you know what i say about shoes? I say fu** Shoes!!!"
    *Dane Cook*

    by Amberlee
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  • You call this home... i call this HELL!!!
    We live in this place yet we fear so much why not move...well your answer we make this world worse for ourself
    with biological warfare and wars.

    by TINSLEY
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  • "Cold chinese food! ew!"

    "Cold Chinese Food is the essence of happiness... fool... you cant 'ew' cold chinese food"

    "wat about cold pizza?"

    by Sammi
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  • Im 2 drunk 2 taste this chicken !!!!!=)

    by kelsey
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  • I only have 2 speeds: rock and roll!

    by Sheree Speaks
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  • Accounts are the best lovers,
    they can go all night long
    and still keep there balance!!!

    by Kaylah Petrie
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  • Person 1--"can i ask you a question?"
    Person 2-- "didn't really give me a choice there, now did ya sunshine?"

    by megan
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  • 1 morning I was in a bad mood my boyfriend pissed me off so bad:

    Sam: Hey wh0re what's up?

    Me: I'm not in the mood today Sam.

    Sam: Aww, poor baby! Cry me a river.

    Me: I'm about to fr*cking drown you in a river in a second.

    by Brittney Follett
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