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  • Well, first God told me to burn down my school. Then Satan told me not to. You see, they're all his schools. Satan has control over the educational system.

    by olivia
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  • Cowboys only beyond this point...
    Correction, SEXY cowboys only, beyond this point.

    by Jessica
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  • "When life gives you lemons,make apple juice and watch everyone try to figure out how you did it "

    by Emily
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  • A few sandwiches short of a picnic .

    by Rin
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  • I'ma hump you likea tree.. :d

  • If I was [..n.e.m.0..] would you come [..f.i.n.d...m.e..]

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  • Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day long.....

    by Jessica
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  • Save the tree's, wipe your ass with an owl

    by Jessica
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  • GOLD DIGGER: Like a Hooker, Just Smarter

    by amanda
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  • You think you gangsta cause you did time
    Well listen here gangsta, don't cross the line

    by shelby
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