"So you're saying that today is actually yesterday for you. But for us today is today because we can't remember that yesterday was today, right?"

"Rise and shine, everyone!"

"...I'll rise... but I refuse to shine"

I dont blame you for being you....but you can't blame me for hating it.

Violence is NOT the answer but it IS often the SOLUTION!!!

"Sometimes the best man for the job... is a woman"

Jerk: why are you wearing a bra? not like you have anything to put in it
Girl: well you wear pants dont you?

- read it somewhere and loved it!

Aphrodite:"Oweeee! What's with the attitude?! I let you sleep in mytemple. I show real concern for your insomnia, and you treat me like I'm a rash where the sun don't shine"

DANCE IN YOU NUDEY PANTS-BRAPITY BRAP BREEEPPP

"You got a snowballs chance in Tartarus with me, you got that?"-Xena

"Your opinion of yourself is flying higher than my parchment"-Xena