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  • Violence is NOT the answer but it IS often the SOLUTION!!!

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  • "Sometimes the best man for the job... is a woman"

    by Velissa
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  • Jerk: why are you wearing a bra? not like you have anything to put in it
    Girl: well you wear pants dont you?

    - read it somewhere and loved it!

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  • Aphrodite:"Oweeee! What's with the attitude?! I let you sleep in mytemple. I show real concern for your insomnia, and you treat me like I'm a rash where the sun don't shine"

    by Velissa
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  • DANCE IN YOU NUDEY PANTS-BRAPITY BRAP BREEEPPP

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  • "You got a snowballs chance in Tartarus with me, you got that?"-Xena

    by Velissa
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  • "Your opinion of yourself is flying higher than my parchment"-Xena

    by Velissa
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  • Crazy people sing in there heads, so dont mess with them !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    by Nessa
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  • U can pick ur nose u can pick ur friends but u cant pick ur friends nose -- dont ask my science teacher gave me this quotes wow hes just crazy lol

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  • You make me happy in the pants =D

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