SWEATING LIKE MICHAEL BARRYMORE NEAR A SWIMMING POOL

A GOOD DESCRIPTION FOR A WARM DAY

There are two types of mints breath mints and compliments...either way someone is trying to tell you something

What is life without Redbull? A dull experience is my thought

Im not looking for a decent guy. Im looking for a guy that wont smile at my pain.

If only there was world in a pray that would only mean cats can call a bannana on wensday during snowing rain in july's june

If con is the opposite of pro,
then whats the opposite of progress?!

Fun Size?

How the heck is eating less candy fun?!?

Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

I WiLL FiND YOU AND TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WiTH YOU.YOU WiLL MOAN GROAN AND BEG ME TO STOP.iLL EXHAUST YOU AND LEAVE YOU WEAK FOR DAYSz
SiNCERLY THE FLU.......

MY FRiEND SENT THiS TO ME ON TXT

"Your dad is a bald, black woman?" -Karrie Pavish-Anderson