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  • Romantic? Hemingway? He was an abusive, alcoholic misogynist who squandered half of his life hanging around Picasso trying to nail his leftovers.

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  • I WiLL FiND YOU AND TAKE YOU TO BED AND HAVE MY WAY WiTH YOU.YOU WiLL MOAN GROAN AND BEG ME TO STOP.iLL EXHAUST YOU AND LEAVE YOU WEAK FOR DAYSz
    SiNCERLY THE FLU.......

    MY FRiEND SENT THiS TO ME ON TXT

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  • "Your dad is a bald, black woman?" -Karrie Pavish-Anderson

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  • You can hear what you wanna hear but that doesnt make tha talk true

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  • You're just jealous cause we can act retarded in public and people still love us!!! HAHA I bet you can't do that!!

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  • The decision is MAYBE and that is FINAL!!!!

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  • A wise man once said "I don't know go ask a woman".

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  • I can walk a thousand miles for you. But by the end, if you don't have water, I swear I'll kill you.

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  • Sharing is caring so obviously i dont care!!

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  • Look B.I.T.C.H If you can't Stand me then sit the F.U.C.K down

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