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  • Don't think yourself as an ugly person.Think yourself as a beautiful monkey

    by *Courtney*
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  • By The Time You've Read This ... You've Already Read It !!

    by For The Heart I Once Had
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  • S mart
    T alented
    U nique
    P erson
    I n
    D emand

    - geddit ?!??!

    by For The Heart I Once Had
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  • There Are 3 Kinds Of People : Those Who Can Count && Those Who Can't !!!

    by For The Heart I Once Had
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  • If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight !!!

    - a good friend said it to me !!!

    by For The Heart I Once Had
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  • A wife learns to make salad froma cookbook. After dishing salad on plate, she strips naked to serve guests. Because cookbook says... "serve without dressing."

    by cai
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  • Math is like love it makes my head hurt

    by Jessyie♥♥♣♣
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  • My love is an ass,
    and no your not a donkey

    by A girl broken until
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  • I Have The Body Of A God....Too Bad It's Buddha

    by I Hope You Choke
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  • Ask me about my vow of silence!

    -Unknown author

    by Poetess Lana
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