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I have all the answers,but I never said they were right |
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Wanna get laid?...Crawl up a chickens ass and wait |
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I was standing there in the park wondering why frisbee's got bigger when they got close....then it hit me |
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Don't think yourself as an ugly person.Think yourself as a beautiful monkey |
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By The Time You've Read This ... You've Already Read It !! |
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S mart |
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There Are 3 Kinds Of People : Those Who Can Count && Those Who Can't !!! |
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If it weren't for electricity, we'd all be watching TV by candlelight !!! |
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A wife learns to make salad froma cookbook. After dishing salad on plate, she strips naked to serve guests. Because cookbook says... "serve without dressing." |
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Math is like love it makes my head hurt |