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My love is an ass, |
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I Have The Body Of A God....Too Bad It's Buddha |
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Ask me about my vow of silence! |
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I couldnt come into work today... the voices in my head told me to stay at home and polish my axe... |
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Do [vegetarian's] eat [animal] crackers?? =/ |
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WHEN THE VERY FIRST MAN DISCOVERED THAT COWS HAVE MILK... WHAT DO YOU THINK HE WAS DOING?? |
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If they say TV's so bad for you then why do they have one in every hospital room? |
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The more you study, the more you know. The more you know, the more you forget. The more you forget, the less you know. So why study? |
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Did you know that Welch's says their juice is 100% real juice! But one of their flavored juices is banana! How the hell do you get juice out of a banana? |
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Homework: (Noun) a punishment given to students by evil teachers after the students have already put in 7 hours of hard labor. (See evil, torture, wrong, cruel, unjust, satan, crap) |