If you try to fail and succeed, which have you done?

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

Isn't it scary that doctors call what they do "practice"?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?

People say that age is just a state of mind.
I say its more about the state of your body!

Your jelousy is my energy
ever wondered why i am always so hyper

Take my advice
i never use it anyway

Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...

Kat Stratford: Tempestuous?

Ms. Perky: "Heinous b-i-t-c-h" is the term used most often.