If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

Why can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance?

People say that age is just a state of mind.
I say its more about the state of your body!

Your jelousy is my energy
ever wondered why i am always so hyper

Take my advice
i never use it anyway

Ms. Perky: People perceive you as somewhat...

Kat Stratford: Tempestuous?

Ms. Perky: "Heinous b-i-t-c-h" is the term used most often.

Mirror mirror on the wall
damn i sure look fine
i can't blame those horny boys
i would make me mine. ♥

LOL.

MY imaginary Friend Thinks YOU HAVE Serious PROBLEMS

You are what you eat
How does stupid
Taste anyway?