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Some people are like cheap television sets... they need to be thumped on the side of the head until they get the picture. |
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You know you are insane if......Your dentist asks you why each individual tooth has your name etched on it, and you tell him it's for security reasons. |
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Smoking can really KILL a person..... |
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Funny. The closer it gets, the more it looks like a piano... |
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Save more plants... eat a vegan! |
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You know you're officially bored out of your mind when you start to google yourself. |
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68, i owe you 1. |
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Grow your own dope, plant a man. |
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I'm not goin to vacuum until Sears makes one you can ride on. like the lawnmowers |
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Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, and when I woke up the pillow was gone. |