Nothing says "oops" like a wall of flame.

A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say "How to Build a Boat".

"Guys need to learn how to think with the head between thier shoulders, not the one in there pants."

More a question than a curse:
how can hell be any worse

freewebs.com/thefunnydude

Teacher: hour glass but i dont know what it measures
Taylor: OMFG are u serious an hour glass it measures hours
Teacher:that its disrespectful
Taylor:well u need to get laid
*whole class gets quiet* everyone starts laughing

Where going on A O L
*peep peep peep ggggaaaaaaassssshhhh*
Welcome you got mail.

You Like Your life? Good Cause Enjoy It While It Last... xD

"All my dad's brothers are boys"

~Laura Bolling~

*a moment of slowness*

"don't reach for the stars because ur just goin' to look like an idiot reaching for nothing"

Why are blondes breast square?

Because they forgot to take out the
tissue box

heheheh lol its not mine but i thought it was funny!