92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF!

Would You Like To Buy A Vowel..?

i spilled spot remover on my dog and now hes gone :(

Wat do u add to powderd water?

!!!siht gnidaer yb emit ruoy dellips ouy taht yrros m'I

Blood is thicker than water,
and much tastier.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

Please tell your pants, it's not polite to point.

I like to be considered normal this; is why no-one knows me well

Elenor Roosevelt: "I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased with the description in the catalogue, 'no good in bed, but fine up against a wall' "