"All my dad's brothers are boys"

~Laura Bolling~

*a moment of slowness*

"don't reach for the stars because ur just goin' to look like an idiot reaching for nothing"

Why are blondes breast square?

Because they forgot to take out the
tissue box

heheheh lol its not mine but i thought it was funny!

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

G_ F_CK Y_ _RS_LF!

Would You Like To Buy A Vowel..?

i spilled spot remover on my dog and now hes gone :(

Wat do u add to powderd water?

!!!siht gnidaer yb emit ruoy dellips ouy taht yrros m'I

Blood is thicker than water,
and much tastier.

Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.