Please tell your pants, it's not polite to point.

I like to be considered normal this; is why no-one knows me well

Elenor Roosevelt: "I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased with the description in the catalogue, 'no good in bed, but fine up against a wall' "

Emotions are like Jewels.... Don't scratch them.

A man hunt a deer. he cooks it and doen,t tell the kids that what is it. he gives a clue
ITS SOMETHING WHAT YOU MOM CALLS ME.
his wife screams: don't eat it it........dog

Jay Leno: With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country, and with the threat terrorist attacks, Are we sure this is a good time to take God out of the Pledge of Allegiance?

Every morning is the dawn of a new error...

I was always taught to respect my elders,
But it keeps getting harder to find one.

God made man before woman so as to give him time to
think
Of an answer for her first question.

The irony of life is that, by the time
You're old enough to know your way
Around, you're not going anywhere.