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  • Blessed are those who can give without remembering
    And take without forgetting.

    by Twisted
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  • Frustration is trying to find your glasses without
    your glasses.

    by Twisted
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  • Aspire to inspire before you expire.

    by Twisted
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  • Recording:

    I am not available right now but
    Thank you for caring enough to call
    I am making some changes in my life
    Please leave a message after the
    Beep If I do not return your call
    You are one of the changes.

    by Twisted
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  • I just went from this :( to this >:( .... and you don't want me to get to this X[

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  • The deed that you ask of me younge fellow isn't easy
    And i won't fall for those lines they are far to cheesy

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  • Ride it like a 159

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  • My fav oxymoron ever

    T.G.I.A- Thank God I'm Athiest

    by Steph
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  • "It's not cold, there's just a lack of heat."-Mr. Hutchinson

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  • You might be smart. but you will be dumber after the day is over with.

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