I'm playing with lighters and matches right next to a pile of oily rags and a bucket of gasoline.

I know that there are people who do not love their fellow man, and I hate people like that!

" THE MORE I DRINK THE CUTER U GET"

It's not so much as I want to kill her, It's that I don't want her alive anymore

Are you yawning, or just catching flies?

Worms can't fall over.

If you love someone, who will never love you back, they dont deserve you. If you don't know, take a shot-ask them out...

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Mommy..are you a virgin?

hahahahahaa.

There are only two types of medicine that i enjoy getting when i go to the doctors - jellybeans and lollipops!