Oh poopie

(Sitting in the car with my sister talking about a girl that lies a lot. )
" Stop feeding me lies, Because i aint hungry anymor! "
" did you just pull that out of your arse?"
"pretty much. "

*Sneezes*
"Sorry, I'm allergic to b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t."
--Will Smith; I, Robot

Yet another random quote of brandon!
(I asked him if he knows what a inch is)
do you know what an inch WORM is?
answer that, smarty!

What's this for? *holds up pen*
-the random quotes of brandon(a dork in my class)

You Aren't Ugly. Just Facially Challenged.

Talk to the hand talk to the wrist sweetie you just got dissed.

Anxiety! At The Pub

I Was Panicking At The Disco, But It Got Too Crowded

Sarcasm

Just One More Service I Offer

To deliver his gifts in one night, Santa would have to make 822.6 visits per second, sleighing at 3,000 times
the speed of sound.

At that speed, Santa and his reindeer would burst into flame
instantaneously.