What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

Mommy..are you a virgin?

hahahahahaa.

There are only two types of medicine that i enjoy getting when i go to the doctors - jellybeans and lollipops!

Oh poopie

(Sitting in the car with my sister talking about a girl that lies a lot. )
" Stop feeding me lies, Because i aint hungry anymor! "
" did you just pull that out of your arse?"
"pretty much. "

*Sneezes*
"Sorry, I'm allergic to b-u-l-l-s-h-i-t."
--Will Smith; I, Robot

Yet another random quote of brandon!
(I asked him if he knows what a inch is)
do you know what an inch WORM is?
answer that, smarty!

What's this for? *holds up pen*
-the random quotes of brandon(a dork in my class)

You Aren't Ugly. Just Facially Challenged.

Talk to the hand talk to the wrist sweetie you just got dissed.