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  • You need to tell your boyfriend to calm down....
    i told him my hair looked better than his and he hit me with his purse

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  • I never said i was blaming you...i just said it was your fault

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  • Light travels faster than sound this is why people appear bright until you hear them speak!

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  • No matter how hard you try you cannot fall of the floor

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  • If you ever break my little sisters heart,I am not going to break your legs. I am first going to make sure you can't have kids, then I am going to put you through dif. cruel and unusual tortures and when my torture is all done,I'll break your legs.

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  • It's bad luck to be superstitious

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  • I`m so fly, i should have
    my [ o w n a i r l i n e ] (:

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  • You know, I just keep drinking but you're still not looking any better!

    by Kahli
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  • No matter how much you hate me....
    it wont make you look better...

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  • You face is ugly,
    love is never true,
    so get over it,
    because no one in there right mind wants to be with you!

    ~XdenysiaO~

    by aisyned
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