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  • Love is our dream yours may never come true.

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  • The smile on your face...
    The tears in your eyes..
    Makes me wonder...

    What was so funny

    by emmerz
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  • Why are they called Rice Squares if they're rectangles?

    by Nathan
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  • You need to tell your boyfriend to calm down....
    i told him my hair looked better than his and he hit me with his purse

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  • I never said i was blaming you...i just said it was your fault

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  • Light travels faster than sound this is why people appear bright until you hear them speak!

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  • No matter how hard you try you cannot fall of the floor

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  • If you ever break my little sisters heart,I am not going to break your legs. I am first going to make sure you can't have kids, then I am going to put you through dif. cruel and unusual tortures and when my torture is all done,I'll break your legs.

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  • It's bad luck to be superstitious

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  • I`m so fly, i should have
    my [ o w n a i r l i n e ] (:

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