You laugh at me because I'm weird,
I laugh at you because you're an idiot.

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden STOP!!

I'm not forgetful...
i'm just to lazy to remember

~me

Best friends don't always know what to say but hold your hand through it all ......................(don't touch me)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a litte fun but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

My bro told me this one and i thought it was funny so yeah

I know where you are, what you're doing, and when you're doing it.

Fear me.

You don't know me
You don't know my style
Im just an innocent girl
With a naughty smile

You talk mad crap and say it without a trace
Come on be a big girl and say it to my face
If you cant walk the walk
Then dont talk to the talk
Cuz fake little witches
Get outlined in chalk

If crazy is good i am perfect!!!