So stick that in your Juice box and SUCK IT!!

Have you ever seen the other side of me, well i don't think you want to!

Silence is golden, so shut up!

You laugh at me because I'm weird,
I laugh at you because you're an idiot.

92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

It's not the fall that kills you, it's the sudden STOP!!

I'm not forgetful...
i'm just to lazy to remember

~me

Best friends don't always know what to say but hold your hand through it all ......................(don't touch me)

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a litte fun but stupid jill forgot her pill and now they have a son.

My bro told me this one and i thought it was funny so yeah

I know where you are, what you're doing, and when you're doing it.

Fear me.