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  • "...Hey you might wanna stop...people are starting to talk."

    "Good. Soon they will progress to cave drawings, and civilization will be on its way."

    by Ali
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  • If nominated, i will not run
    if elected, i will not serve

    by Ali
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  • I'm not forgetful, I just didn't want to do it in the first place!

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  • I've been talking to the voices in my head,
    and they don't like you!

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  • You'll Never Realize How
    Close You Are To
    Crossing The
    Line 'Till
    You Realise
    Your Head Is Level
    With It!

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  • My gardener had a heart attack last week

    he was cutting the green hedge maze

    the paramedics never stood a chance

    by my good friend
    *Ed*

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  • 92% of the teen population would die if Abercrombie and Fitch or Hollister said it was uncool to breathe. Repost this if you are the 8% who would be laughing your a*s off!!!

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  • Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help, I mean if you just stood there and yelled: "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill to many people...

    by olivia
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  • :E:M:O:T:I:O:N:, ~D~E~V~O~T~I~O~N~ to causing a C/O\M/M\O/T\I/O\N!
    |C|R|E|A|T|I|O|N|, !V!A!C!A!T!I!O!N!
    .M.U.C.H.O., (m)(a)(s)(t)(u)(r)(b)(a)(t)(i)(o)(n)!!!

    ~La Vie Boheme - Rent~

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  • ~I like funny guys...you're just funny looking~

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