Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well, I think the guns help, I mean if you just stood there and yelled: "BANG!" I don't think you'd kill to many people...

:E:M:O:T:I:O:N:, ~D~E~V~O~T~I~O~N~ to causing a C/O\M/M\O/T\I/O\N!
|C|R|E|A|T|I|O|N|, !V!A!C!A!T!I!O!N!
.M.U.C.H.O., (m)(a)(s)(t)(u)(r)(b)(a)(t)(i)(o)(n)!!!

~La Vie Boheme - Rent~

~I like funny guys...you're just funny looking~

"Thanks so much for having us over, and this furniture was all free?"

NEWSFLASH: SUICIDAL TWIN KILLS SISTER BY MISTAKE

Soo....pads are pretty much the same as adult diapers?

If i tell you this will you promise not to cry?

----you make me sick------

big baby i told you not to cry!!!!

Kid: mom am i fat?
mom: yes now get in the car!
kid: but dad said im husky.
mom: that means fat!

p.s. i didnt rite this one, i found it in the newspaper...

When I look into your eyes
I see your pupils.

"You know, your boyfriend is acting like a girl"
"He's just in touch with his feminine side."
"Yeah... and he needs to stop touching it."

-Me and my friend.