Guys are like pennies they have a head and a tail

_ lindsey

Yo Mama's so fat that not even the energizer bunny could make her go all night long!

Y3ah so im not perfect DEAL with it tho cause i really dont give a ....

Well, you're one oompa loompa short of a chocolate factory aren't ya?

*my friend at school said this to me cuz she thought i was crazy*

Silly boys
trucks are for girls!

Duck #1: "QUACK!"

Duck #2:"DAMiT i WAS GOiNG TO SAY THAT!"

You're special. Like, "Don't eat the paste" special.

Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or were you just born stupid?

Mama?

So how are the kids?