Well, you're one oompa loompa short of a chocolate factory aren't ya?

*my friend at school said this to me cuz she thought i was crazy*

Silly boys
trucks are for girls!

Duck #1: "QUACK!"

Duck #2:"DAMiT i WAS GOiNG TO SAY THAT!"

You're special. Like, "Don't eat the paste" special.

Were you dropped on your head when you were a baby or were you just born stupid?

Mama?

So how are the kids?

Your stupidity astounds me.........

People always talk about "killing two birds with one stone". Why not kill two birds with two stones? Or better yet, a shotgun?

I'm cocky beacause I feel like it.