Your stupidity astounds me.........

People always talk about "killing two birds with one stone". Why not kill two birds with two stones? Or better yet, a shotgun?

I'm cocky beacause I feel like it.

Life is lik a penis wen things get hard jus fuq it

The person who understands to listen is mostly thinking of something else...

THERE iiS ALWAYSz A LiiTTLE TRUTH BEHiiND EVERY "JUST KiiDDiiNG"

OY with the POODLES already!
(gilmore girls)

BOY 1: HOW DO GiRLS DEAL WiTH HAViNG THEiR PERiOD?
BOY 2: i HAVE NO iDEA!
BOY 1: WELL, WHY DON`T WE ASK?
BOY 2: NO WAY! i DON`T TALK TO ANYTHiNG THAT BLEEDS FOR 5 DAYS AND LiVES!

i HATE BARBiE! THAT BRAT HAS EVERYTHiNG!♥

MAN YOU`RE FUNNY, HOTT, GORGEOUS, PERFECT HAiR, OH, AND LOOK AT THOSE EYES! UGH, i HAVE GOT TO REMEMBER TO TAKE THAT MiRROR OFF MY CiELiNG!♥