Other Funny Quotes

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  • L- learning
    I- is paying attention
    S- saying nothing
    T-take time
    E-ears are open
    N- napping isnt happening

    by Tiffany
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  • MY iMAGiNARY FRiEND THiNKS YOU HAVE SERiOUS PROBLEMS

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  • WOW,, YOU`RE SiSTER CAN SiNG FOR THE DEAF
    AND MY DAUGHTER DANCES FOR BLiND
    ((ACTUAL CONVERSATION BETWEEN ME AND MY FRIENDS MOM))

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  • Time is never wasted
    while
    your wasted all the time.

    by Sammy
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  • Roses are red violets are blue
    i hope you die
    so bye and screw you

    by olivia
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  • (little girl reading a book)
    the ca..t in the ha... screw this I'm going to be a stripper

    by olivia
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  • Look girl life isnt great
    and we all will end up dead
    so stop wasting my friggin life
    and get the fck into ma bed!

    lol add me mongoosefireball@hotmail.com

    by andi
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  • Just a joke that will take some figuring out *wink wink* I could so see it on a bumper sticker

    "When nature calls, there is no answering machine"

    by Ana
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  • Chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

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  • He likes the balls and she likes the bones

    said by my mom when she was talkin about my dogs

    by cassi
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