Time is never wasted
while
your wasted all the time.

Roses are red violets are blue
i hope you die
so bye and screw you

(little girl reading a book)
the ca..t in the ha... screw this I'm going to be a stripper

Look girl life isnt great
and we all will end up dead
so stop wasting my friggin life
and get the fck into ma bed!

lol add me mongoosefireball@hotmail.com

Just a joke that will take some figuring out *wink wink* I could so see it on a bumper sticker

"When nature calls, there is no answering machine"

Chicken and egg in bed, chicken has head on pillow smoking.Egg rolls over annoyed saying"i guess we answered that question"

He likes the balls and she likes the bones

said by my mom when she was talkin about my dogs

Remember my name..ull be screaming it later

Ill b sober tomorrow...but ull still be ugly for the rest of your life

Better buy me another drink...yr still ugly!!