Don't hit children... not because its wrong because they have guns now

When someone tells me you're a dork. i just tell them i know, but you're my dork.

Math is emo because no one understands it

The devil told me a secret..he said..i love you

Bottoms up...tits down :p

D0N`T JUDGE A B00K BY iT`S M0ViE

X0X0

Roses are red
violets are corny
when i think of you
it makes me horny

ma site: www.freewebs.com/thefunnydude
go on it an leve a comment plz

If one of your legs where for thanksgiving and one was for christmas..
i would visit in between!/

I can evaporate cheese.

You're just like a brand new pencil.

You're pointless.