If one of your legs where for thanksgiving and one was for christmas..
i would visit in between!/

I can evaporate cheese.

You're just like a brand new pencil.

You're pointless.

I love the voices...but they just have to go.

Your on the edge..
Your about to give up..
Your so stressed out..
Your cant tell up from down..
But theres one thing clear in your mind..
Santa's comin' to town

=D

Im not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings

*okay, so this isnt exactly mine, but i like it enough anywayz!*

Bras are like friends....close to your heart, and they give you a lift when needed

I don't cook, clean, or do laundry ~ but, that doesn't make me lazy!

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall down an open manhole cover and die.

Well Color Me Baige And Call Me A Penis.