It's not my fault! The voices MADE me do it!

IM THE TYPE OF GIRL...
that will burst out laughing in dead silence
because of something that happened...
yesterday

Why do church people say "A-man"
instead of "A-woman"

the same reason why we sing hyphms instead of hers

STOP THE WORLD!!! i want to get off!!

You’re one pancake short of a stack.

Have you considered suing your brain for non-support?

If you think I like you for your personality, you've lost it.

You think I'm dangerous NOW? Just wait until I get this blasted straight jacket off!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You hate your life,
And I hate mine too

By the time you finish reading this u realize u have wasted 8 seconds of your life