You think I'm dangerous NOW? Just wait until I get this blasted straight jacket off!

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You hate your life,
And I hate mine too

By the time you finish reading this u realize u have wasted 8 seconds of your life

I'm not mean..you're just a sissy..

( happy Bunny Quote)

You can't spell poetry without try!

I hate going places on the weekends. It makes the day go by too fast and then I have no time to do nothing....

So i was think who my best friend was and then it came to me its m&m's lol

So you called me a b.itch..
well a b.itch is a dog...
and dogs bark...
and bark is on trees...
and trees are in nature...
and nature is beautiful...
soo...
Thanks for the compliment!

Not mine but i thought it was funny.....

"Jesus is coming...everyone look busy"

One time i drew a heart on a picec of paper an asked my dad \"does this look like 2 hearts\" he replied \"no , it looks like 2 a*$ cheeks\" hahaha

*~*true story*~*