*FIRST...THIS IS NOT MY QUOTE!!!!*
Guys r like pennies, two faced and worthless!!

I'm faster than things that are faster than me, but slower than myself.

Life is better blonde

I refuse to play your Chinese food Kui-Kui mind games.

I hope you choke on a tator tot and die!

"I SEE" SAID THE BLIND MAN TO HIS DEAF DAUGHTER

Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

When french people swear, do they say "Excuse my english?"

Don't drink water;
FiSH HAVE SEX iN iT.

OOPS!

Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?!

get over it.