I refuse to play your Chinese food Kui-Kui mind games.

I hope you choke on a tator tot and die!

"I SEE" SAID THE BLIND MAN TO HIS DEAF DAUGHTER

Don’t Drink And Drive...You Might Hit A Bump And Spill Your Drink.

When french people swear, do they say "Excuse my english?"

Don't drink water;
FiSH HAVE SEX iN iT.

OOPS!

Did my sarcasm hurt your feelings?!

get over it.

If you were me..
Well you aren't so it doesn't matter.
HAHA FOR YOU.

Your the b**** that told the b**** that im a b**** you know what b**** it takes a b**** to know a b**** B****

y did the man cross the street?? he heard the chicken was a sltu