Nunquam commoda homini lupinotuum pectinem crinalem. - Never lend a werewolf your hairbrush. -Anonymous

Nunquam lamiae morde me dice. - Never say 'bite me' to a vampire. -Anonymous

You can learn a lot about a person if you just take the time to inject them with sodium pentothal. –Anonymous

A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. -Bill Watterson

If one night
A fat man comes
And stuffs you in a bag
... do not freak.
I told Santa
I wanted you for Christmas.

I agree with the dictionary... girls before guys, partying before stufying, and friends before love!!!

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

If your parents never had kids, chances are you won't either.

When the going gets rough, people hop in a cab and drive off a cliff.