A little rudeness and disrespect can elevate a meaningless interaction to a battle of wills and add drama to an otherwise dull day. -Bill Watterson

If one night
A fat man comes
And stuffs you in a bag
... do not freak.
I told Santa
I wanted you for Christmas.

I agree with the dictionary... girls before guys, partying before stufying, and friends before love!!!

Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else.

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames.

If your parents never had kids, chances are you won't either.

When the going gets rough, people hop in a cab and drive off a cliff.

Boys are like lava lamps..pretty to look at..but not very bright

JOSEPH WAS OVERJOYED WITH HIS WIFE MARY'S IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ALTHOUGH HE HAD HIS SUSPICIONS OF THE DONKEY
- FROM MY MATE CAI

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Im In Love But Not With You When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But That Was Just Another Guy You Told Your Friends I Was A Trick I Told Mine You HAd A Weak ****