Roses are red, Violetts are blue...
But a face like you
Belongs to a zoo.

Don´t bee sad, Don´t bee blue...
Frankenstein was ugly too...!!!

This might be you...a B-I-T-C-H!

Beautiful
Individual
That
Causes
Hardons

Save a mouse, eat a pussy

What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken.

Got off a site a long time ago, don't remember which one

Show your man some class and don't write his name where you wipe your ass!!

Sex, Drugs, Rock N Roll This Is Now My Fifth Bowl For All You Preps Who Think Your Cool Think Again Cause Stoners RULE!

Have you ever met that guy.... you know That guy?.... neither have I.

I was like "dude..."

"like. I wanna like explode somthing at radom."

Here we have sticks with leaves and we call them trees
what is he on?
i'm on a chair little man!!!

David strassman