Boys are like lava lamps..pretty to look at..but not very bright

JOSEPH WAS OVERJOYED WITH HIS WIFE MARY'S IMMACULATE CONCEPTION ALTHOUGH HE HAD HIS SUSPICIONS OF THE DONKEY
- FROM MY MATE CAI

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue Im In Love But Not With You When We Broke Up You Thought I Cried But That Was Just Another Guy You Told Your Friends I Was A Trick I Told Mine You HAd A Weak ****

Roses are red, Violetts are blue...
But a face like you
Belongs to a zoo.

Don´t bee sad, Don´t bee blue...
Frankenstein was ugly too...!!!

This might be you...a B-I-T-C-H!

Beautiful
Individual
That
Causes
Hardons

Save a mouse, eat a pussy

What's the difference between erotic and kinky? Erotic is using a feather, kinky is using the whole chicken.

Got off a site a long time ago, don't remember which one

Show your man some class and don't write his name where you wipe your ass!!

Sex, Drugs, Rock N Roll This Is Now My Fifth Bowl For All You Preps Who Think Your Cool Think Again Cause Stoners RULE!

Have you ever met that guy.... you know That guy?.... neither have I.