Did u know touching someone is sexual outercourse

this is what health teacher said

I HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM......I GOT 2 HANDS BUT ONLY 1 MOUTH

AK47......WHEN YOU ABSOLUTELY, POSITIVELY HAVE TO KILL EVERY MOFO IN THE ROOM

MARIJUANA..........PROUD SPONSORS OF UM...WE FORGET

He went THAT way
the blind guy told the deaf guy
and the deaf guy told me
i swear!

"everyone has a six-pack... some people just have some more insulation around it, thats all"

- my p.e. teacher

Every time I see your face,
All I want to do is spray it with mace.

What goes up, comes down...hits your head and makes u dead

I am the wisest man alive, for i know one thing, and that is that i know nothing

A blind man walks into the kicthen picks up a chesse grader and says
"hey, who wrote this nonsence"