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  • “I put the fly in Flynn”
    ^^ Flynn's my last name. Get it? ... I didn't think so =//

    by Katiex3
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  • 98% of teens are currently Bringing Sexy back. You are part of the 2% that Sexy NEVER left.

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  • Me:if i was a cow would you eat me?
    bff:no. i dont like bacon...
    me: wow bacon comes from pigs..

    actual conversation... isn't tht sad

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  • There is so much sexual tension,you could get pregnant walking in between you two.

    by Saire
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  • I see
    said the blind man to the deaf dog
    as he peed in the wind
    its all coming back to me now

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  • Grrr to all who appose chocolate

    by Miakoda
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  • To save time... lets just assume i know everything!

    by vicky
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  • Im not a complete idiot ..... Some parts are missing!

    by vicky
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  • If jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why'd they write a damn song about it

    you know the song
    "jimmy cracks corn and i don't care..."

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  • "you cant make a box square"
    -kendra

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