What goes up, comes down...hits your head and makes u dead

I am the wisest man alive, for i know one thing, and that is that i know nothing

A blind man walks into the kicthen picks up a chesse grader and says
"hey, who wrote this nonsence"

“I put the fly in Flynn”
^^ Flynn's my last name. Get it? ... I didn't think so =//

98% of teens are currently Bringing Sexy back. You are part of the 2% that Sexy NEVER left.

Me:if i was a cow would you eat me?
bff:no. i dont like bacon...
me: wow bacon comes from pigs..

actual conversation... isn't tht sad

There is so much sexual tension,you could get pregnant walking in between you two.

I see
said the blind man to the deaf dog
as he peed in the wind
its all coming back to me now

Grrr to all who appose chocolate

To save time... lets just assume i know everything!