Im not a complete idiot ..... Some parts are missing!

If jimmy cracks corn and no one cares then why'd they write a damn song about it

you know the song
"jimmy cracks corn and i don't care..."

"you cant make a box square"
-kendra

Authors say that you should let the characters have conversations in your mind when writing books. I tried but got into an argument with them. I lost.

You know that i used to have super human powers. i didnt even tell no one and then i tried flying and my phsyciatrist put me in this jacket that makes me hug myself and they gave me some candy but it took all my powers away.

Did you ever notice there is always a HE in SHE and there is always a MAN in WOMAN

Think about that for a second

It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realise how often they burst into flames.

Well behave women rarely make history

Spoon + fork=pure genius

Keep talking.Your stupidity amuses to no end.