Other Funny Quotes

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  • Do NOT interrupt me when I'm talking to myself!!

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  • Excuse me while I go glue my head to my desk.

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  • Yes you have the right to your opinion and I have the right to think you are stupid.

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  • People are like slinkies.Basically useless.And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

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  • Proud rider of the short bus!!!!(not really, it was an icon lol)

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  • ALCOHOL......HELPING UGLY PEOPLE GET LAID SINCE 1865

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  • I'd rather have you in my pants than money.

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  • Boys are like halloween candy, you give away the bad ones, and keep the good!

    by randi
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  • Roses are red
    violets are black
    why is ur chest as flat as ur back

    by Amanda
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  • You are not a Unique snowflake, you are the same decaying organic material as everyone else.