People are like slinkies.Basically useless.And yet it's so amusing to watch them fall down the stairs.

Proud rider of the short bus!!!!(not really, it was an icon lol)

ALCOHOL......HELPING UGLY PEOPLE GET LAID SINCE 1865

I'd rather have you in my pants than money.

Boys are like halloween candy, you give away the bad ones, and keep the good!

Roses are red
violets are black
why is ur chest as flat as ur back

You are not a Unique snowflake, you are the same decaying organic material as everyone else.

I'M nOt SmiLiN At u !
i'M TrYiN nOt 2 LauGh!

*You Can Think Ur Prettier than Me..Its Okay to Lie to Yourself Everyonce in awhile!!*

jejejejeje (pk y a pa de categorie PSWNIA?! lol)

Scientists say 1 out of every 4 people is crazy, check 3 friends, if they are okay, start worrying!!!