Eat less
S.E.X more

Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.

Hey you ever wonder that when a girl sucks a guy its called a blow job and Then yet a name brand of suckers are called "Blow Pops"....hmmmmm Lol

ps.if you dont get it you have No humor at all!!!

Go get a blow pop cause you blow!

I cant make cherrys "pop" but i can make bananas "cream"

Your eye’s golden brown, just like the song. Your hair beautiful, brown and long. Your body slim and strong…my reflection is looking good today

My goal in life is to live forever,
and if i don't succeed, I'll die trying!

When life…or anyone, for that matter…lets you down, just imagine them in a pink tutu, dancing to Swan Lake!

He doesn’t have the time to write a letter…no, he doesn’t have the mental capacity!

I am not superstitious at all, I believe that it would get bad luck to be that way