CHEWBACCA!!!!!!!!!

Pssssssst
look
i have good news

"i just saved a bunch of money on my car ensurance by switching to geico"

You lay down with a dog you get up with flees

Not mine but it's funny

If you lay down with food you get up with no knees

Let's Bone

My best friends drunk brother always says this when he's been tipping them back.

"Hey you, you want to buy my bike."

i guess you just have to be there to get it at all.

Sqeeze me
suck me
im a lemon

\"There are no facts, only interpretations of facts.\"
- Anonymous

I like this quote because if it is a statement then it counts as a fact, but then again there are no real facts, so it doesn\\\\\\\'t make any sense.

Dig a lil hole Plant a lil seed Wait a lil while Smoke a lil weed.

If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you want fries with that?"