Other Funny Quotes

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  • \"There are no facts, only interpretations of facts.\"
    - Anonymous

    I like this quote because if it is a statement then it counts as a fact, but then again there are no real facts, so it doesn\\\\\\\'t make any sense.

    by eliza
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  • Dig a lil hole Plant a lil seed Wait a lil while Smoke a lil weed.

    by amanda
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  • If life were fair, Dan Quayle would be making a living asking "Do you want fries with that?"

    by Dannii
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  • Leave me alone to think.If I'm not back in five minutes...I either got lost somewhere in my mind or died of too many thoughts at once.

    by Kelsey
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  • Begin tomorrow with a smile...more like begin tomorrow by going back to bed.

    by Kelsey
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  • RANDOMNESS IS FUN...Unless you steal a golf cart and crash it 2 seconds later...never did but it's an idea.

    by Kelsey
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  • I put this on all of my folders,notebooks,binders walls everything i love this quote:::::

    Why be plan, when you can be crunchy

    by girl
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  • " daddy would u like some sausage??"

    lol

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  • Stoner live and stoners die but down in hell they still get high

    by Erin
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  • I'm not short,fat, tall, or skinny, i'm fun sized.

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