You Cant Spell Slurpee Without PEE.

Were you in tha boat when tha boat tipped ova

NOOOO SILLY I WAS IN THA WATA
(ALL DONE IN A ENGLISH ACCCENT)(try it when your board with a close friend its funny as krap when your bored)

I AM NOT STUPID
I AM JUST SMART IN MY OWN WAY!

If you pull my strings, I WILL push your buttons.

My daughter says...

I like my men the way I like my coffee....

Ground up and in the freezer!

Friends are Friends, Pals are Pals, Buddies are people that sleep together!!!

Please exuse me i am venting...

WTF!!!!! SEVRIN I FREAKIN HATE U!!!!! GO TO H3LL!!!!! DONT KISS ME THEN TELL ME ITS F*UcCiN OVER!!!!!

ok. i feel better.

I didn't LIKE HIM LIKE HIM...
I only held his hand b/c i wanted his crayons, he had the 64 pack...
WITH THE SHARPENER!

Life is like a boner, long and hard

Just becuz im an idiot dosent mean im stupid