You are always there when i wake up,
When i have my breakfast and dinner,
And sometimes we eat together and drink together,
i just hate it when i found u in my food,
Stupid cocroaches!!!!

+.+ When you fell out of heaven..................Did you fall on your face?? +.+

You only die once so make it count

You Cant Spell Slurpee Without PEE.

Were you in tha boat when tha boat tipped ova

NOOOO SILLY I WAS IN THA WATA
(ALL DONE IN A ENGLISH ACCCENT)(try it when your board with a close friend its funny as krap when your bored)

I AM NOT STUPID
I AM JUST SMART IN MY OWN WAY!

If you pull my strings, I WILL push your buttons.

My daughter says...

I like my men the way I like my coffee....

Ground up and in the freezer!

Friends are Friends, Pals are Pals, Buddies are people that sleep together!!!

Please exuse me i am venting...

WTF!!!!! SEVRIN I FREAKIN HATE U!!!!! GO TO H3LL!!!!! DONT KISS ME THEN TELL ME ITS F*UcCiN OVER!!!!!

ok. i feel better.