Curiosity killed the cat, but satisfaction brought it back

"Don't knock on deaths door.
Ring the door bell and run away - death hates that!" - by I have no idea!

I ran with scissors and SURVIVED!!!!

^_O--------> he always wanted to be a pirate. arrrrrrr matee!1

Get high on skittles not on weed
Cuz when your hyper you are free

(in other words, when you smoke weed you are most likely going to get caught, so get hyper instead)

Dyed hair with polish on my toes.... I must be emo

The only way to get over a man is to get under 2 men.

A stranger is a frenemy you haven't met yet.

-the N

I don't think its funny
I just think your stupid.

"Will you buy my boat for $2000?"
"Official Meatloaf Ridas For Life."
"I love Zane."
"BiYAH!"
"This song is called...Death of a Tank."
Screw it"