Rememeber kids.... it aint kinky if its not on tape!

" It's not the mans fault that he's a freakin mexican" He can't help it!!!

***everyones entitled to be stupid but you are abusing the priviledge***

An unfortunate person is one tries to fart but shits instead

Roll roll roll ur joint, gently down the line, take a toke, inhale dat smoke, and blow ur friggin mind

MIRRORS CANT TALK AND LUCKY FOR U THEY CANT LAUGH EITHER

Guess who I saw today? everyone I looked at

Nice pants, can I test the zipper

Everyone lies naturally but it only counts when it hurrts someone

Fat people are harder to kidnap